Oh where, oh where has my advisor gone?

Oh where, oh where has my advisor gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his vacant office and his absent emails,
Oh where, oh where can he be?
What’s your first response to rejection? Blaming yourself? Lashing out with anger? Reactionary hopelessness? Most likely you’ve had ample opportunity to hone how you cope with unreturned phone calls [...]